p.i.m.p.n thru time — we’re baaaaaaack!! brought to you by —–>
the pMps on October 12, 1999
take a journey thru time with your favorite wildest kiddo`s.
shall we begin?
[Aloe, The Cave Pimp]
“smile wide!” i`m from a time where pimp`s spit game by fire side,
in wild times, clubbin` bitches in the head with dried animal hides,
drag them back to where i reside, and have sex untill they open their eyes,
then i club them again and get back to stickin` their thigh`s,
i`m p.i.m.p.-in` through time, sippin` the wine, that ain`t even around yet,
crowned best, around the town`s bet`s, and know best to pound breast`s,
“the proud-est!” i could pimp a wooley mamoth if i really wanted to,
and if i really wanted to, i could turn the profit of a million pirahnah tooth`s,
and with that i could buy a bigger cave to pimp out and live in,
Aloe was blessed with and given the ability to pimp all that which is livin`,
i get livid with these stone age bitches if the don`t give me skull with the quickness,
these dull wicked chickens need to let me stick it on the first night for intrest,
Aloe, The Cave Pimp hit`s harder than (Always)-(Less) stage divin`,
slave drivin` so hard his intestin`s we`re left on the inside of my cave linin`,
wine and dine a hoe with in a cave and in nothing but a bear skin fitter,
Aloe`s the type to pimp the finest hoes, and get caught bare-skinned wit-her…
[Calico the Biblical Pimp]
Hebrew Pigeons get knocked on all fours brah, rockin with Kor’ plus
I’ll admit the orgy got a little out of hand that night in Sodom and
Gommorah
One bird screaming in my ear, I was like “Yo Ma, watch your tone!”
she’s like I’m Sorry, but I’ma be salty we don’t finish before Lot Get Home
……I didn’t know she meant literally, consider me
the nigga that stepped foward, when they said send-the-Messiah-in
Gettin so many Chickens “wet”, forced John The Baptist into-Retirement
chillin with my bitches, hundred romans rush in, “yo get these
Guys-up-off-me!”
wonder who would try this, found out it was Pilate, should of known he
try-to-“cross-me”
idolaltry??..not my fault,what can I say, hoes love The P.I.M.P:z
while you hoes can’t touch the P.I.M.P:z, miraculous with this
and any threats to harm us, are more “empty” than Lazerus’s crypt
more bitches than an middle eastern herem, ain’t no fuckin with this
Oh, King Solomons wives???..those were just my ugly bitches
love to witness, sex acts, between rabbis and my wet sex cats
then step back, and collect stacks, while my whores’ humpin’
and prior to Christ coming, I was sure B.C. meant “Before Condoms”
excuse me, but I got so much juice b, That I seduced Eve
tried to refuse, see but this Chicken was all-up-in-my-face
and he used to be my nigga, but now even Adam Callin-me-a-“snake”…
[Soulstice the Midieval Pimp]
Aight, what about pimpin’ in medieval time? I’ll take a stab at it…
Check it, now I’ve been broke incessantly,
And I’m trying to find a way to escape peasantry pleasantly,
So fuck being a knight or a lord,
Roamin’ the night with a sword,
With no wife I get bored,
So at night I usually hire a whore…
Some ugly wench, cuz that’s all that I can afford,
So once I had some dame stay, it came to me the same day,
I always bought sex, but I could get paid the same way,
These girls runnin’ around, after sun-down,
Kept gettin’ robbed by some clown from some unknown town,
One night I caught a noble buyin’ a whore in a haystack,
Realized I knew this girl from way back, and decided to stay back,
So after a minute,
(and it WAS a noble, so no laughter intended)
I saw some bastard-attendent, slap her and ask her
For her loot after he did it,
So I crept ahead at a crawl,
And muffed this cat’s head into the wall, until he was dead in the stall,
So the girl kissed me and gave half of what’d she get to me,
(and little ass when she’d visit me), and the rest is history,
After that I lounged the castle,
And hung around the chapel,
Convincing girls that they could make money without hassle,
So I put em to work,
And had em hang around and preach in a skirt,
Cuz my biggest client base was the priests in the church,
And every now then I take a few random people to hurt,
To make examples for those like I used to be…in need of a purse,
Cuz there’s only room for one Pimp in this castle
And I was doing it first.
[E2 the Rennaisance Pimp]
I cause a debutante’s rage- I’m the wettest on stage
With prophetic plots engaged within this renaissance age
Where a god amused immaculate- and thought assumed the affricates
Necessary to speak- I’m pimpin the Montagues and Capulets
I’m accurate, while you knock embedded domes as a known cheater,
I’m set in stone as a lone breeder and rocking megaphones in the globe
theater
Unsure what certain shit’s interpretations’ circuit is, I sterilize you with
tourniquets
The verdict is- I smoke “enlightened” blunts and theorize with Copernicus
And I chase czars to waste par from way far, wear chain mail for safeguard
Cause I’ve slayed more “English” than Mel Gibson did in Bravehart
So pray-hard, when you see PIMPz walking down your avenue
Don’t wonder what we “got” because we might be “having you”
I bring more rigidity to a whore’s timidity with torn virginity
How boring it would be if I lived other than Florence, Italy!
Where peasants say that E2 tends to see it “smarter and witty”
So “inventive” I made a retard out of Leonardo Da Vinci
You let off shots in the dark while hopin for target, I float on rare
carpets
Poking your carcass- Fucking sluts in open-air markets…
[sime the 60’s pMp]
after you get out the Delorian, change clothes at the emporium,
welcome to the 60`s, dude, i`m sime, your pMp historian.
i`ve been explorin women donning sandles, beads, and braided hair,
live in a time of peace where no vandles glare with faded stares.
i`ma free lovin pMp – who make`s hippie chiX throw hissy fits,
do silly shit, my weed stash is fat, like a Missy tit.
Woodstockin, vote rockin with Janis Joplin in my walkman,
my version of hip-hoppin is bell bottomed chickens with hips poppin.
the Pip`s offspring, i sport a hemp necklace and tie-dyes,
a wise-guy, use lava lamps to enhance my-high.
despise vi-o-lence, a peace activist with a thick fro,
and i`ll prolly end up sellin Dr. Dre my six Fo.
“go where the chix go” – my personal creed, and top commandment,
parallel to mathematics the way i make dimes get off on tangents
i`ve rocked the grandest stages, tokin on a glass peice was merry and great
and nightly could be seen cyphering on the corner of Ashbury and Haight.
the last decade where your fate isn`t decided by corruption,
my and my groovy sidekix vowed to deny destruction,
they haven`t even figured out that drugs can rot memories!
and i`ll never forget who i was pMp`n when Oswald shot Kennedy…
[Kno the 80’s Pimp]
Eighties P.I.M.P. smack / “Single Handedly” end the disco-trash era
Out of my Caddy hop bitches with big ass hair-and-mascera
Tear a fake cat’s game / Bomb em with loaded sonnets
Challenger exploded? Shit…Hope none of my bitches was on it!
Chose to profit / Chicks with fat buns and cinnamon hair
Me treat women fair? Hell naw…I run Tiananmen Square!
A flair for the dramatic that history classes won’t show
That was ME in front of that tank yellin “Let the hoes go!”
Let the Fro’ show / Gold chains / Blu-Blockers will maybe lessen the
Shine / Pitch-or-throw a bitch-inna-hole like Baby Jessica
The lady pleasurer / SISTERS be TWISTED on my jock
Cock back / WHAM! / Slapped every New Kid on the Block
Cuz DJ Kno-run-this / Lay pipe / Make ya hoe-cum-quick
Whatchu mean “Wheres the beef?” / Wheres my dough-dumb-bitch?!
Thats some-shit / No earthquake left the World Series broken
It was Kno beatin and chokin some cheap-hoe-in East Oakland…
[Allah the God Pimp]
I can say with solidarity, I’m an unstable man,
Fuck popularity, shit ock, (Always)-(Less) is my greatest fan
Screaming blasphemy! they snitch, God’s a p.i.m.p.!!!!!!!
I’m immor(t)al, so off “t”s I’m immoral, hey bitch, got a pimp?
For a preview of heaven consult your average porno flick
The price for eternal life giving Saint Paul some savage oral shit
I seed the earth with the repeated force of Peter North,
On rainy days, pardon me, The God’s just beating off
I ain’t with sodomy, that shit bothers me, probably
Cuz i created dick devices, to spray piss, and stick in bitches sinus
Told the Virgin Mary to gimme that,
She sucked my dick so hard swallowed the jizz through my jimmy hat
What kind of shit is that?, asked Jesus to forgive my acts,
Or I’d send him back, and let ya’ll skin his ass,
Oh yeah my skin is black, that’s right kiddies gods a “nigger”
If you think son, it figures, brothers got the biggest members, its god given
the p.i.m.p.(s)(z)
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